THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

THE CHIGAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.

The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.

The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".

Comments

Anonymous said…
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO matter how many times i hear this joke, it makes me laugh out loud, and at the same time it is so true. Gawd, I loved my FTO!!!!
March 27, 2009 12:26 AM
CopHawk said…
Tom,...... awesome, man, awesome!
March 28, 2009 8:41 PM
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