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This is no way reflects the views of the gov't. of Canada, CSIS, or the RCMP, I think I have finally had enough!!! Growing up here in the Great White North in the 50's, 60's, and 70's, I can remember a time when the folks in the Cities could leave their front doors open, windows up, laundry hanging on the lines, and actually knew their neighbour's. Hell my Grandma used to basically have a tea pot going 12 hours of the day and always had fresh baked goods on the table " just in case" a friend or two would stop to visit. Grandpa would have a bottle of wine, or down in the coal cupboard in the basement, a bottle of whiskey, ( in Ukrainian it's ' horeelka' I don't have cyrillic on my keyboard and I'm probably the only one who could read it on my blog anyway, LOL!!) Just in case " his friend's" dropped over. Not so today!!! Ever since the Government of Canada opened our border's to immigrant's from war torn or 'imp...

Subject: Dr. Charles Krauthammer psychological view of Obama -- very enlightening and interesting: It's hard to believe anything we read today that comes off the Internet, but this scares the heck out of me. Dr. Charles Krauthammer comments on Fox are really good and interesting. He really has grasps of people and the news. Dr. Krauthammer is on Fox News. He is an M.D. and a lawyer and is paralyzed from the neck down. A friend went to hear Charles Krauthammer. He listened with 25 others in a closed room. What he says here, is NOT second hand but from Krauthammer' s lips. The ramifications are staggering for us, our children and their children. Last Monday was a profound evening, hearing Dr. Charles Krauthammer speak to the Center for the American Experiment. He is a brilliant intellectual, seasoned & articulate. He is forthright and careful in his analysis, and never resorts to emotions or personal insults. He is NOT a fear monger nor an extremist in his comments and ...

This arrived in my inbox this AM and I almost pissed myself laughing ....so of course I had to share with my friends!!! ENJOY!!! Posted to Craig's List / Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 AM EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our life's. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment, I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a...

News Manitoba Man charged with 60 sex offences against boys By PAUL TURENNE, SUN MEDIA A 19-year-old Hutterite man has been charged with 60 criminal offences related to years of alleged sexual assaults against young boys. The man, who is now in custody at the medium-security Milner Ridge Correctional Centre, was arrested by Headingley RCMP Aug. 9. RCMP accuse the man of sexually assaulting a total of 11 boys between the ages of eight and 14 from 2002 right up until earlier this month. RCMP spokesman Sgt. Tom Hanna said Mounties were alerted to the case by a complaint that came the same day the man was arrested, although he was unsure who made the complaint. He said it's not unusual for police to get complaints about sexual abuse years after the fact. "There are times it takes years for people to come forward. There is nothing new or different about that. It happens all the time," he said, noting it's not uncommon for there to be few or no witnesses to sexual assaults....

Welfare Office A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" ' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' ''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy." In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy'...

This was sent to me by a LEO buddy in the USA and I feel they're valid points that should be pondered by the good folks of the USA before the next general election. I'm usually not a political type of guy, but these make you sit back and think. The President's First 6 Months In Office 1. Offended the Queen of England . 2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia . 3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega. 4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek. 5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia 6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions. 7. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions. 8. Expanded the bailouts. 9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian. 10. Doubled our national debt. 11. Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after the North Koreans launched an ICBM, despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA directors, released information on intelligence gathering. 12. Accepted without pub...

Weak Commands Can Get You Hurt Communicating effectively is very important in police work, and this is especially true during confrontations with suspects. Studies conducted for the Force Science Research Center have identified two types of commands and how they can potentially affect the outcome of a use of force encounter. Alpha Commands During non-stressful situations, officers usually communicate by giving alpha commands. Alpha commands are easily understood by the suspect and they are typically action oriented. For example: “Drop the gun”, “Don’t move”, “Stay in the car”. Alpha commands do not require much thought on the part of the suspect, who may be intoxicated, so they are more likely to elicit compliance. Beta Commands As the stress level increases, officers can become emotional and feel like they are losing control. Under high stress, officers are likely to resort to cursing and using beta commands. Beta commands do not clearly communicate what the officer expec...

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!!! You have to love Forrest Gump!!! Subject: George W. Bush If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had been so...

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for ...

--- On Fri, 7/31/09, Denis Michael Bedard Stephens From: Denis Michael Bedard Stephens Subject: a quick good blonde joke To: tom hanna@rcmp.grc.gc.ca ,"Tom at work" , Received: Friday, July 31, 2009, 8:49 AM A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again". The Blonde says "No, it's toothpaste this time, you nosy bitch."