WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN




The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women





#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when

you are on the road.



#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will

probably let you try it out a few times.



#7. Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun

for a backup.



#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



#5. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.



#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.



#3. A gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look

fat?"



#2. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Comments

The Farmer said…
I can touch it whenever I want to and it never complains.
January 06, 2010 1:52 PM
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