It's Wednesday and time for a joke!!!!

Question:
How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer,
an Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer?

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

CANADIAN POLICE OFFICERS
Answer: (Immediate thought processes)

Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?

Does he prefer to communicate in English or French?
Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?
Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my job?
Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombaya?
Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone
including his dog?
Is the alleged "client" a member of the NDP or an Environmental
Group?
Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the mean
streets?
Is he a member of a gang that is just "misunderstood" by society?
Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't know how
to approach the police?
Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated back
into the community?
Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome, and just doesn't understand what
he is doing?
Is he a member of the Muslim community or other visible minority group?
Warn and Charter him as he approaches.

AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS

Answer: BANG!

AMERICAN OFFICERS

Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click....

(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Comments

CopHawk said…
Hilarious, Tom.......thanks for the good laugh!
April 30, 2009 10:32 PM
Officer "Smith" said…
When revolvers were the big thing it was

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
May 02, 2009 1:17 AM
Beat And Release said…
Hehehehe..LMAO. 'Tis true you know. Wasn't it just last year that some Florida deputies shot a cop killer an estimated 60 times? When asked why the deputies fired that many rounds, the Sheriff stated, "Because it's all they had." I want to work for that guy someday. :)
May 04, 2009 1:06 AM
Texas Ghostrider said…
Good post, I like it.
May 05, 2009 10:33 AM
Stan said…
LOL! Funny but true!
May 07, 2009 2:30 PM
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